Look What Ron Did

I just don't even know how I could like him more.

Totally Tubular

Matthew Gray Gubler is super skinny. And he has a really long neck. Evidence:



But he somehow manages to be very, very hot in a mega nerd kind of way. Other people think he's hot too, because he used to be a model before he was an actor.





He went to film school at Tisch or some other kind of thing like that. I guess he made a movie called The Cactus That Looked Like a Man. It could also have been called The Man That Looked Like a Cactus. I don't know, I can't remember everything. Anyways, now he is an actor on my number one jam, Criminal Minds. He plays a nerd/FBI agent whose mom is that gay dog groomer from Best in Show. Coincidentally (because Best in Show is a mockumentary and stuff) he made a mockumentary about himself:



There is a whole series of those ones which you probably should watch. And then there is this thing:



The final reason that I love him so much is that he is also an artist. As you can probably tell, he is the inspiration behind creature features. If I could make art like his art, I would be really really proud of it. Look:












He has a website full of all his great paintings. It is called Gublerland. Go there.

Here is a picture of him in his regular life, being a regular guy:



Probably I'm in love.

foxes

ok so lets start here:

Holy shit where was I when Marlon Brando was this smoking hot? Oh, that's right, I wasn't even born. Pity.



And now a series of dudes looking trashy but still totally giving me a ladyboner:

Jared Leto


Jared Padalecki


Channing Tatum


Shia Labeouf

I know, I know, the last two are all I ever talk about. But come on, can you really blame me?

I've been obsessed with this show for the past few days, or however long it took me to watch all of it. It has Christopher Egan and Sebastian Stan in it, who are both super hot and who I love. You should watch it. High drama, made up countries, biblical narratives, men in uniform. Yeah.


Sebastian Stan looks best when he's upset or being mean.




I don't usually go for blondes, but damn Christopher Egan is fine.

Ugh. I feel like Rachel in her boy crazy Stacy mode except not about people I actually know but totally unattainable celebrities.