But the problem is that there are so many weird things happening in this video/with Jesse McCartney. And I see all of them, but for some unfathomable reason, they don't bother me.
1. He has one weird eyebrow and one good eyebrow. And, he is always turning his face so you have to see the weird eyebrow, like it's his favorite one.
2. He has weird puffs in his cheeks. Sometimes you can see them, sometimes you can't, but it looks like he has cotton balls in his face.
3. Sometimes the car is driving on the wrong side of the road for no reason at all.
4. That blonde girl is trying to do some kind of strange dancing in her seat thing while he's in her car with her, but she doesn't do a good job of it and it looks kind of awkward instead of like J.Mac is a true mack.
5. Ludacris is in this song. And, he doesn't even get that much face time. Why doesn't he get his own car? Are they saying Luda is trying to ride Jesse McCartney's coattails to fame and fortune and glory and ladies? Isn't he more famous? Right?
6. The brunette is really really really strange and trashy looking. It doesn't help that her car is white and has some kind of stupid Wal-Mart t-shirt eagle graphic on the front. But she looks like she is straight up out of meth valley.
7. Why does his car stop? Is he out of gas? What happened to those girls with their cars and Luda and that partymobile? They won't give him a ride?
8. What, he can't walk on the road where he might get a ride to the next town? He's so cool that not only can he go on a road trip with nothing but the clothes on his back and some sepia'd picture of some Daughtry loving skank, but he also doesn't need to worry about if his badass car is going to get stolen or if he'll die in the desert because he has no water.
And yet, I still watched this video at least 3 times today. What is the matter with me!?
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